snug life 
Mortgage Sweet Mortgage 
if you can’t say something nice, say something witty and sarcastic 
Office Sweet Office 
I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry 
who’s this moderation people keep telling me to drink with 
I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady. 
well behaved women rarely make history 
Here’s to Strong women, may we know them, may we be them, may we raise them 
home sweet home 
I put the mess in domestic 
have a nice dump 
please don’t do coke in the bathroom 
home is where the wifi connects automatically 
an apple a day will keep anyone away, if thrown hard enough 
it’s all fun and games until someone loses their stitch count 
that’s so fucking rude
Here are the links to buy the patterns shown (none are my patterns)
Say something witty and sarcastic
Home Sweet Home – Pokemon House
I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry
An Apple A Day (No longer available)
Please Don’t Bathroom (No longer available)
Home is Where the WIFI (No longer available)